Walt G. I. Poser - Funny Stolen Valor Veteran Shirt
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Walt G. I. Poser - Funny Stolen Valor Veteran Shirt
Walt was a sniper, a Ranger and a door gunner, depending on who is buying the next round. He tells all three at the Veterans Day pancake breakfast, plus a mission that has moved countries twice since spring and a unit nobody at the table can find. The real veterans let him finish. One of them pulled the records. Entry-level separation, week three of basic. The wearer did not make a scene. He filed the findings and dealt Walt the ace.
THE DEBRIEF
Five spades, ten through ace, fanned on worn cream stock. In the ace's big spade: a skeleton in a peaked cap with a star badge, saluting, his field jacket crowded with patches, ribbon bars, a winged badge and medals. "WALT" G. I. POSER beneath him. I DON'T HOLD GRUDGES across the top, I MAINTAIN A TARGET DECK across the bottom.
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QUESTIONS FROM THE BACK
What is stolen valor?
Stolen valor is falsely claiming military service, rank or awards. The Stolen Valor Act of 2013 makes it a federal crime to fake certain combat decorations to get money, property or another tangible benefit. Walt's benefit was pancakes. He is filed anyway.
How to spot a fake veteran?
Watch for details that do not fit: awards worn in the wrong order, units and dates that drift between tellings, and anger at simple follow-up questions. Real veterans ask where you were and when. Walt's answers changed countries twice. The wearer wrote both down.
Is stolen valor illegal?
Sometimes. Lying about service is usually protected speech, but faking certain combat awards for money or another tangible benefit is a federal crime under the Stolen Valor Act of 2013, and some states add their own laws. The deck answers to neither. The card on Walt is the ace.
