Certified Grumpy Veteran - Veterans Day Military Humor Tee
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Certified Grumpy Veteran - Veterans Day Military Humor Tee
Found in his usual condition at 0600: awake, annoyed, and already disappointed in the weather. He reads the instructions after it breaks, then explains why the instructions were wrong. Small talk gets one word per question, two if he likes you. He has held a grudge against one brand of boot laces since 1998. It was a gift from his family, who got tired of explaining him to the neighbors.
THE DEBRIEF
VETERAN in towering condensed capitals, every letter filled with camouflage and broken by a crackle distress that lets the shirt show through. CERTIFIED GRUMPY runs across the top in small, widely spaced capitals.
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QUESTIONS FROM THE BACK
What is a grumpy old man called?
A curmudgeon, in polite company. A grouch or a crank in less polite company. At the VFW, usually just by his last name.
Why do men get grumpy as they age?
The usual explanations are worse sleep, more aches, falling testosterone and a shrinking supply of patience. Decades of being told to hurry up and wait do not help.
What does grumpy mean?
Bad-tempered and easily irritated, more muttering than shouting. It is the default setting of anyone woken up early for a formation that did not need to happen.
