Where's Warrant - Funny Warrant Officer Military Tee

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Where's Warrant - Funny Warrant Officer Military Tee

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Every enlisted soldier has a warrant officer on the org chart and a blank where the face should be. Even the cryptids showed up for this one. Warrant sent a dashed outline and his regrets.

Army, Navy, Marine Corps, Coast Guard, and now the Air Force. Same outline, same mug.

A warrant officer humor shirt for the enlisted veteran who could not pick Warrant out of a lineup either. Warrant officers buy it for themselves. Confirmed sightings of one wearing it: none.

THE DEBRIEF

A green star on the rule above the headline, another on the rule under the lineup. Between them, in white engraving: Bigfoot mid-stride, Nessie rising from a puddle of ripples, a grey alien with arms straight at his sides. Fourth in line, a white dashed outline in a flat-brimmed cap and collar, no fill, no face, holding a mug.

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QUESTIONS FROM THE BACK

Does the Air Force have warrant officers?

Again since 2024, yes. The Army, Navy, Marine Corps and Coast Guard already had them. Confirmed sightings are a separate matter.

Why are warrant officers so rare?

Because each branch only needs a few: single-field technical experts, under three percent even in the Army, which has the most. And because they know it. The last confirmed sighting was a cap and a mug, heading the other way.

What are good gifts for warrant officers?

This shirt. Buy it for your Warrant, then find him.