Greg Speakerphone Terrorist - Funny Veteran Tee
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Greg Speakerphone Terrorist - Funny Veteran Tee
Greg takes every call on speaker. The dentist's waiting room, the airport gate, the checkout line, his mother at full volume describing a rash. The whole room gets both sides of the call whether it asked to or not. The veteran wearing this learned radio discipline the hard way: key the mic, say it once, get off the net. Greg has never let go of the button in his life. Logged at gate B14, 0640, a forty-minute call about a timeshare. Net status: jammed. Card dealt: ace.
THE DEBRIEF
Five spades, ten through ace, fanned on worn cream stock. In the ace's big spade: a skeleton with a tall swept-up mohawk and sunglasses, jaw wide open, holding out a phone with a speaker icon, sound lines around his head. "GREG" SPEAKERPHONE TERRORIST beneath him. I DON'T HOLD GRUDGES across the top, I MAINTAIN A TARGET DECK across the bottom.
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QUESTIONS FROM THE BACK
Why do people use speakerphone in public?
Mostly habit and convenience: the earbuds are dead, the phone stays out of the hand, and some people never notice the room around them. The wearer noticed. The forty-minute call at gate B14 is on file.
Is it rude to use speakerphone in public?
In most shared spaces, yes: everyone nearby hears both sides of a conversation they never joined. The wearer says nothing at the gate. He writes down the time, the topic and the volume, and deals Greg the top card.
Why do people hold grudges for so long?
Often the hurt keeps getting re-triggered, so it never gets the chance to fade. Greg re-triggers it every time his phone rings. The wearer stopped waiting for it to fade and filed him instead.
