Most Likely To Start A Story - Funny Veteran Tee
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Most Likely To Start A Story - Funny Veteran Tee
Every veteran has the one story. It starts on a flight line, a mess deck or a motor pool at 0400, it involves a lieutenant with a map, and it gets longer every Thanksgiving. The facts are fluid. The opening line never changes. By the second sentence the kids are mouthing along and the brother-in-law has gone for more ice. It is the Christmas gift from the spouse who has heard the unclassified version forty times, and it settles the family vote early. Nobody else was nominated.
THE DEBRIEF
Type only, set like a yearbook superlative. MOST LIKELY TO arches across the top in collegiate slab capitals, START A STORY WITH runs straight beneath it, and “SO THERE I WAS...” fills the bottom in a big dry-brush script, quote marks and all. Scroll flourishes frame the block above and below, and every letter is worn and cracked.
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QUESTIONS FROM THE BACK
What is a sea story?
A sailor's account of something that happened underway or on liberty, told many times and improved with every telling. Soldiers and Marines call theirs war stories. The old rule of thumb: a fairy tale opens with 'once upon a time', and a sea story opens with a solemn promise that every word of it is true.
How to tell a war story?
Set the scene with a place and a time, put yourself in the middle of it, and keep the details sharp enough to sound true. Veterans have refined it into a formula: open with 'so there I was', add a lieutenant and a map, raise every number on each retelling, and stop before anyone asks for a witness.
What are good most likely to questions?
Most likely to fall asleep before the movie ends, to burn the rolls, to start the group chat, to cry at the commercial with the dog. They work best at a holiday table where everyone already has evidence. In a veteran's family one category is decided before the vote, and the whole table can recite how his story starts.
