Wakey Wakey - Funny Veteran Tee

Wakey Wakey - Funny Veteran Tee in Black, ghost front
Wakey Wakey - Funny Veteran Tee - NOD Ops in Black, props flat
Wakey Wakey - Funny Veteran Tee in Black, man, no face
Wakey Wakey - Funny Veteran Tee in Black, man, no face
Wakey Wakey - Funny Veteran Tee in Navy, ghost front
Wakey Wakey - Funny Veteran Tee - NOD Ops in Navy, props flat
Wakey Wakey - Funny Veteran Tee in Navy, man, no face
Wakey Wakey - Funny Veteran Tee in Navy, man, no face
Wakey Wakey - Funny Veteran Tee in Military Green, ghost front
Wakey Wakey - Funny Veteran Tee - NOD Ops in Military Green, props flat
Wakey Wakey - Funny Veteran Tee in Military Green, man, no face
Wakey Wakey - Funny Veteran Tee in Military Green, man, no face
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0312. Second floor, last door on the left. The squeeze comes up the stack, the door goes, and the man in the bed has an alarm set for 0600 that is never getting its chance. Somebody has to say the first words he hears. On every team it is the same guy, and he says them at the volume of a mom on a school morning. Years later, back home, that guy has a kid with a 0630 bus and the exact same method. Door open, overhead light on, already standing at the foot of the bed. He has not knocked once. The 14-year-old now sleeps in his shoes.

THE DEBRIEF

Wakey on the left, Wakey on the right, in speckled brush script with no punctuation. Between them, one operator in line art, squared up and cut off at the belt: helmet, four-tube NODs, balaclava, vest with three mags up front, an antenna over one shoulder, gloved hands, and a suppressed carbine pointed straight at you.

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QUESTIONS FROM THE BACK

Why do special forces use suppressors?

To cut the noise and the muzzle flash. A suppressor does not make a rifle silent, but it saves hearing indoors, lets the team keep hearing each other on comms, and makes a shot harder to locate. Side effect: everyone in the room hears the greeting just fine.

What are NODs in military slang?

Night observation devices: night vision, usually helmet-mounted and flipped down over the eyes. The operator on this shirt is running four tubes, which is how he found the bedroom without touching the hallway light.

What is an operator in the military?

Officially, the job title in a few special mission units; informally, anyone in special operations whose work happens on the far side of a door. Unofficially, also some guys at the range with a lot of Velcro. The one on this shirt is the 0312 kind.