Jeff HOA Tat-Uhl-Tayl - Funny Veteran Tee
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Jeff HOA Tat-Uhl-Tayl - Funny Veteran Tee
Jeff measured your grass with a ruler. Four and a quarter inches, half an inch over, photographed from the sidewalk and attached to an email to the whole board. He brought a clipboard he did not need for any of it. The veteran wearing this stood enough inspections to know the difference between a standard and a man who enjoys holding one over people. The trash cans went back behind the fence by 1900, as required. The finding is noted. The card on Jeff went on top of the deck. Rank of card: ace.
THE DEBRIEF
Five spades, ten through ace, fanned on worn cream stock. In the ace's big spade: a skeleton with a tall swept-up quiff, dark glasses and a polo shirt, holding a clipboard at his waist with one finger raised. "JEFF" HOA TAT-UHL-TAYL beneath him. I DON'T HOLD GRUDGES across the top, I MAINTAIN A TARGET DECK across the bottom.
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QUESTIONS FROM THE BACK
Can the HOA fine you?
Usually yes, when the governing documents allow it and the association follows its own notice and hearing rules, which vary by state. Jeff knows the bylaws by page number. The wearer knows Jeff by card position: the top one.
How to deal with HOA bullies?
Read the governing documents, answer in writing, keep copies, and go to the meetings, because boards answer to members who show up. The wearer does all of that, plus one more step. There is a card on Jeff, and it is the ace.
Why do some people hold grudges?
Rumination is the usual answer: replaying an offense keeps it vivid, and some people replay more than others. The wearer replays nothing. He wrote down the grass height, the date and the photo once, and dealt Jeff the ace.
